Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Break Up.


Dear Target,

My heart is racing. My palms sweating. I know when to admit that I've got a problem. So let me just say this: I have a problem. In fact, you're my problem. Just when I thought you couldn't be any more perfect, you go and do this to me.

I just saw the children's collection and my heart skipped a beat. Literally. Baby clothes don't often have that effect on me. But this dress just about threw me over the edge. With it's little bloomers and rosettes. How could you be so cruel?

And a bike, Really? Now that's downright mean.

This is where I'm supposed to say "it's not you, it's me." But really, it's not me, it's YOU. With your clean aisles, your well-stocked shelves, the Pizza Hut counter and now with Liberty of London. I don't know if I can stay away. But I know that you're no good for me. You're like my own personal brand of heroin (and yes, that was a bad Twilight reference) Goodbye for now. I hope our paths cross again someday when I can be a little more responsible.

Oh, wait. We're out of deodorant? Maybe one romp down the aisles couldn't hurt...

7 comments:

C.J. said...

I was over to Target on the 14th and it is cute stuff!

ms. less is always more said...

Hilarious! I couldn't have said it better myself! I'm headed there in about an hour... to look at the Liberty of London stuff of course. In the meantime I need to come up with a list of stuff we actually NEED :)

ps, LOVED the Twilight reference... it wasn't bad in my book!

Ashley said...

My thoughts exactly. I was there yesterday just for some tothpaste and I saw the exact same little dress you pictures at the top of your post. They have the cutest stuff. I love you Target!!

Cherry Blossoms said...

I bought that same outfit for my friend's little girl! I just wish they made the sundress for women in the cute patterns that they made for the girl 7-14 section. I also was hoping to get the cake platter but my Super Target never received it. I hear ya on Target being a money trap!!

katherinemarie said...

hehhehehehe... YA, I'm with you girl... I never leave without spending at least 75.00 bucks! Great marketing those target folks have!!! My personal brand of heroin is PB Kids... thankgoodness we don't have a store close.

Mary Jo from TrustYourStyle said...

Isn't it sick? I always use any excuse to drive the extra block to buy anything there or even just read magazines! Luckily the bike isn't in stock (I already have one novelty bike I don't ride but I NEED the Liberty one)...and that baby outfit is too cute!!!

Thinking of you too, hoping all is well!
xo Mary Jo

Down and Out Chic said...

i know! i saw the collection the other day at target and b had to pull me away from buying two dress. TWO. ugh, i kind of regret not getting them...